wha...huh?

Where do I sign in?  What am I most angry about?   Jeez, where do I start?

More butter!!!?

Christmas!

Ten Things Christmas Would Be Better Off Without

There's really nothing to add.  I love holiday anger.

Dexter

bk got a new phone and he takes it everywhere.   The other night he went off to (in his words), "Release the Kraken!" and decided to use his phone to capture Dexter's bathroom behavior of breaking into the room and lavishly adoring whoever is sitting on the toilet.   I mean, he was going to be in there anyway. 

So the first two minutes of the video are aimed down towards the door, then bk apparently got bored of waiting for Dexter so he put the phone on the floor.   Then there's a lot of beeping and pinging electronic tones and about 3 and a half minutes into the video you see a handheld game come into the frame and bk whispers, "Look!  Yahtzee!"

Can your boyfriend do that?

p.s.  Dexter thinks it's a fountain.

Is It Me?

Am I the only one who looks at this and thinks, Really?  Another one?  Good christ that ship has sailed.

Cold

It was so cold today that when I ran out for an errand I came home and my face was so red and splotchy and scratched it look like I fell off of my bicycle.

Driving

I've never done much of it nor do I care to.   But I have loved this song since I heard it and -- like many songs -- the lyrics freak me out when I stop to think and I hope ... gee, she's okay, right?

Anyway, the sound is amazing.  And then you realize how much you missed.   As you would, of course. 

Next, I Gained 1000 Pounds!

Really.   A thousand pounds.

I gain it, I lose it, I gain back more.   (I'm not talking about a cumulative gain, I'm talking a total.)

I'm so fat that when I put on my big pajamas on Saturday night I took them right back off because they were too tight.  FAT.

I know that's not really enlightening in terms of what's been going on in my life but, to make a really bad pun, it's a heavy burden to carry around and it's all I can think of some days.  It makes bk insane.

I have an incredible battle ahead of me, but I'm going to make the attempt.   Dying of a heart attack at 52 is not in my future.