Monday, November 22, 2010

Next, I Gained 1000 Pounds!

Really.   A thousand pounds.

I gain it, I lose it, I gain back more.   (I'm not talking about a cumulative gain, I'm talking a total.)

I'm so fat that when I put on my big pajamas on Saturday night I took them right back off because they were too tight.  FAT.

I know that's not really enlightening in terms of what's been going on in my life but, to make a really bad pun, it's a heavy burden to carry around and it's all I can think of some days.  It makes bk insane.

I have an incredible battle ahead of me, but I'm going to make the attempt.   Dying of a heart attack at 52 is not in my future.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Let's Start With My Car!

I bought a car in June! 

OK, well, it's not a great car, but it's fine.  It's not luxurious or fast, but it wasn't expensive and it gets pretty good gas mileage. And it's cute. I get in it and just kind of floor it like it's some kind of golf cart and there's no kind of accelerating -- she's a goer.  

She's also small.   Probably another reason to lose weight (let's not go there right now) is just so that when people see me get out they don't think, huh, didn't see that coming.



Thursday, November 11, 2010

Long Time Away

Wow, I've been away a long time.   I don't really have an excuse except I've been busy being lazy.

I've gained a thousand pounds.

I sold a house.   I bought a house. 

I bought a new car.


I've started my Christmas shopping.

I'm still working there.

I need to make some changes, but I think I'm just about ready.   More soon.